Advancing Backwards

"There's a difference between someone stepping back to move forward & someone who just cannot stop advancing backwards."

bonesandblades1:

It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.

Parents need to realize this.

(Source: p3ychedelic, via allaloneinthisbigblueworld)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via allaloneinthisbigblueworld)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via allaloneinthisbigblueworld)

woodmeat:

*tries to chill*

*accidentally does the most*

(via nekozneko)

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via jamarcoaaronshaw)

splders:

my laptop is warmer than my heart

(via gnarly)

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